Lindsay Lohan Back to Pole Dancing

E! Planet Gossip reports that doctors have given Lindsay Lohan (recently dubbed Drunky McFreckles on this very site — to wide-spread acclaim) to return to work on her film I Know Who Killed Me … the far too close to home tale of a stripper who develops a split personality aftter a brutal kidnapping … it’s a bit early in her career for her to be doing a bio-pic … and definitely too early to be starring in her own Drunky McFreckles: VH-1 Behind the Music.

Still if it ever gets finished it might be worth a watch – if only to see if it was Disney that brutally kidnapped her from her parents, Booze that brutally kidnapped her from a promising career, Wilmer Valderrama who bk-ed her from her sweet sixteenth, Brandon Davis who bk-ed her fire from her crotch, Michelle Trachtenberg who b-ked her from an ass kicking (see yesterday’s Celebitchy coverage) or of course Paris Hilton who brutally kidnapped her from her underpants …well the list just goes on and on and on …

The other main viewing attraction in I Know Who Killed Me will inevitably be the endless attempts to spot Drunky McFreckle’s infamous invisible appendix scar … a sort of post-surgical Where’s Waldo for the movie going public. The general assumption is that the appendectomy story was a cover for the generally drunken and dissolute LL behaviour that actually stopped production on the movie. As the part requires major pole dancing for young Lindsay (where is her agent?) neck strain may be an issue for dedicated scar spotters.

Here are some behind the scenes photos from Lindsay’s Miu Miu Photoshoot. Pictures from Linds-Lo.com

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